Are You Aware You’re A Cat

Introduction

We are the most advanced society in human history. We can communicate with each other no matter where we are, view content that was created half a world away, and even fly to another country on a whim. And yet, even in the year 2020, there are certain things that continue to perplex us as humans. For instance: how is it possible that there is someone out there who doesn’t realize they’re actually a cat? Not only do I find this question compelling, but I also find it vital that we get to the bottom of it as soon as possible.

It’s easy to lose track of the present moment.

It’s easy to lose track of the present moment. In one study, researchers found that people are capable of thinking about the past and future at the same time because our minds have evolved to be able to do so. But it’s also true that we can get stuck in a sort of mental limbo, where our thoughts keep playing over and over again in our heads and we don’t even realize what’s happening.

The good news is this kind of “mindless” state doesn’t need to last forever—you’re not doomed by default! There are ways you can bring yourself back into the present moment when you’re feeling lost; staying present is something anyone can do with practice. Here are some tips:

Try meditating every day for 10–15 minutes (or more if you want), no matter how busy you are or how much time seems like it’d be better spent doing other things (like reading this article). If your mind wanders off on its own accord during meditation, try bringing it back to focus on whatever sensations arise within your body throughout your breathing pattern (e.g., noticing how each breath feels as it moves through your lungs). You might also try focusing on sounds or sights around you that seem unrelated but still exist within this very moment as well (e.g., look at a few blades of grass near where your feet would go if they were planted firmly on earth instead of floating above clouds somewhere high above us).

You spend a lot of time grooming yourself.

A cat’s daily ritual of checking its fur for fleas, ticks and other parasites takes up to half an hour per day. This is no small matter: grooming is important for removing loose hair and dirt, but it also plays an important role in social bonding, as cats groom each other to show affection and companionship when they can’t interact face-to-face. Grooming is also a stress reliever—and some experts believe that the act of cleaning itself may be soothing because it mimics the licking behavior done by kittens when they nurse from their mothers. Finally, cats use grooming as a way of marking territory: gently combing through their coats leaves behind scent glands which help them leave behind their personal mark on everything they touch!

You prowl around at night and sleep in during the day.

Cats are nocturnal and are active during the night. They sleep for about 16 hours a day, often curled up in their favorite spot. Many cats have a large number of spots that they consider to be their own territory—for example, under the bed or on top of an old box. The rest of the time, you can find them playing with toys or chasing your tail as if it were prey.

You love to lick yourself and strangers.

Cats like to lick themselves. This is not something we have taught them or encouraged, but cats do it anyway. They also like licking their friends, including you.
Licking other cats and humans is a form of communication among felines that can show affection and happiness, as well as stress or anxiety in the cat being licked. If your cat seems extra friendly lately, don’t be surprised if she wants to lick you!

You run errands for your boss, but don’t expect much in return.

You’re a cat, and it’s not your fault. You were born this way; you can’t help it. But you should know that in the workplace, the expectations of dogs are different than those of cats. If you’re trying to get people to treat you like any other employee, consider asking for a reward for your hard work—you know, like a promotion or pay raise.

But if all you want is some appreciation from time to time, then don’t be disappointed when your boss fails to give it to you. A “thank-you” note now and then would be nice too!

You’re extremely unpredictable and also very finicky.

You’re extremely unpredictable and also very finicky.
You don’t like to be disturbed when you’re eating or sleeping.
You are often seen as affectionate, intelligent and social yet loyal, playful and independent at the same time.

You will take food from long distances away if you need it.

If you are hungry, there is no time to think about how far the food is or even if it’s safe to eat. You will just take what you can get, even if that means stealing food from another cat (or human) who is eating a sandwich on the floor near the fridge.

You like to sit in high places.

You like to sit in high places. You may be aware of this, but let’s talk about it a little more.

You like to sit in high places because you want to observe your surroundings. This can be for any number of reasons: you want to survey the landscape, or act as a lookout for others, or get away from other people and animals who might make you feel threatened.

When you get really scared, you run and hide or hiss loudly.

Cats are naturally scared of loud noises. Hissing is a way to scare off predators or other cats in their territory. If they feel threatened, they may also lash out with their claws or teeth as a last resort.
Cats may also be scared of new people or situations (like getting into the car). Try giving your cat time to adjust before taking it anywhere new!

You could be a cat!

Are you a cat? You could be if you:

Are very independent. Cats don’t like to be told what to do, and they don’t care about being understood. They are their own masters and know exactly what it takes for them to feel comfortable in their surroundings. This can sometimes lead to confrontations with other people, but cats always know when it’s time to stop playing around and get down to business. Letting things go as far as they will naturally go is the best way for your cat-ness (or kateness) to evolve!
Love exploring new environments and trying out new things with curiosity and enthusiasm. Some of the most fun stuff happens by accident! Whenever something catches your attention, there’s no telling where it might lead…and that’s exciting! The possibilities are endless because life itself is an adventure—all we need is our imagination (and maybe some treats)!

Conclusion

The cat-human relationship is a powerful and rewarding one, but it can be overwhelming for first timers. If you’re looking for more information on this special bond, check out our ebook “So You Want to Own a Cat” – it’s full of tips from experienced pet owners that will help you be the best cat parent possible!